SMUTTy Trail #373

FCA's Black Friday Hangover Trail

(AKA Small Business Saturday Trail)

27 November 2021, Saturday @ 1300


45205 Worth Avenue

California, Maryland 20519


38.297380, -76.511729

Cost: $5

Hare: Full Cock Ahead

Dog-Friendly Factor: Yes, on leashes.

Stroller Friendly Factor: Yes, bring 'em with leashes, err, we mean strollers.

Trail Information

Like an alcoholic beverage consumed as a hangover remedy, we’ll chase the demon Capitalist spirits in & around the shopping districts of SOMD following the busiest shopping day on the calendar and run off some of that turkey & stuffing from Thanksgiving.

Easy A-to-A Runner/Walker Trail starting at the South Plaza Shopping Center (Best Buy & Old Navy). Park at the old, abandoned bank in the North-West corner of the parking lot. Mostly pavement with a chance of very pleasant shiggy. 

On-After: Lots of options (Tap House, Green Turtle, BWW… the pack decides).


Being outside does not eliminate the threat of recent COVID-19 strains.

If you are not fully vaccinated, please continue to wear your mask. Some of us have young children or are immunocompromised, and we would appreciate not being possibly exposed to viral variants.

​If you feel ill, please stay home.